Showing posts with label men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label men. Show all posts

Monday, August 26, 2013

savoir baiser

Some time ago I kissed a boy. To me, he was really just a boy though, in fact, for the society, a full grown up man. What can I say? Every male who is more than 4 years younger than me, to me, is a boy.

The boy and I inhabit different planets: he belongs to the skaters sub-culture, dropped out of college because “he makes his videos anyway, what could they possibly teach him at school?” and we have so little in common that it´s for me still quite inexplicable that we reciprocally found us funny and kind of liked each other. 

Fact is that the boy is, in a very uncommon way, sweet and pretty fascinating in his slightly arrogant yet somehow low key self-confidence. He loves to flirt and he seems to have a natural talent for that. 
Doubtlessly, he has a talent for  kissing. So, a late summer evening some weeks ago, this silly red fruit inexplicably found herself in a park, with the sun setting, kissing this boy.
For hours.
Nothing more and nothing less.

One beautiful and somehow forgotten pleasure; it was like being 14 again, blissfully enjoying the moment without thinking of any potential evolution of the situation. Since there wasn´t any possible evolution of the situation. 

Today I was thinking of the Synagogue in my town and I remembered that it was in front of that building that I met the boy the first time. And it made me think of the evening at the park. Though I will quite probably never see the boy again, the recollection made me smile, like a dreamy teenie. 

So, boys and men of the planet, I have a little suggestion: never, ever ever ever underevaluate the importance of the tiny, dazzling, simple things in life. 
And the importance of learning thoroughly - and never unlearn - to kiss well.  



Monday, July 23, 2012

weird is in the air



Strange things are happening lately. 
Though at my perceived worst state of appearance, I assume I am unconsciously (and surely quite unwillingly) spreading misleading messages through the air. Otherwise I have no explanation of why so many men recently seem to believe that they are welcome to join me into my pants or at least to try. Or to address me like a professional hooker.
In 4 weeks I experienced:

- A 27 years old blond shallow yet somehow funny boy with whom I went out for a drink once who sent me at 3:30 am on a Friday night an email reading “Hi, what´s up? Want to come over?”. I presume he wanted to show me his stamps collection, at 3:30 am. *Not answered*.

- A 40-something years old, chain smoker, not particularly attractive but surely not stupid French man who, during an actually quite interesting yet not very original conversation about men/women managed to let me know that for him, an ideal week-end with a woman does not imply leaving the abode. “Oh, interesting. I have to go to the toilet; would you excuse me?”

- A 30ish very handsome Kneanu Reeves type who walks to me while I am leaving the subway station after a dog day at work saying how he noticed me in the train and if I have a boyfriend, no?, oh, then maybe we can hang out, maybe you are like me, an open minded person, someone who likes to have fun, you know what I mean. Yes, I know what you mean, and no, in this case I am not open minded, no. Oh, so you look for a relationship? Yes, I do. Oh, so you are conservative? (wait, wait…since when not screwing the first stranger who hits on you in a subway station equates being conservative?! I mean, I am very progressive but not a slut…please, please tell me that there is still a formal and substantial difference!). “Sorry, ´twas nice meeting you, I have to go”. 

- My 36 years old historic ex boyfriend of so many years who roughly got out of my life after meeting his new girl (fine) and who has not talked to me for exactly 2 years (not quite fine). Mr. Elegance, successful and appreciated attorney, decides to break the silence and get back in contact with me writing an email asking if maybe I could send him some sexy pictures of me, not necessarily nudes, maybe wearing sandals or nice lingerie, it´s ok if my face is covered.  And since I am so into charity projects, he would be happy to donate 50 bucks pro picture to any organization of my choice. “Ih Ih, how funny, oh, yeah and fuck off, ex-boyfriend. There is always a reason for that ex-”.

Now,

seriuously...

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